Hey, everyone, it's-a-me, Mario.
Nope, it's not Mario, it's Glimmer, Psyche, I fooled you.
So today is my cake day on Reddit, which is crazy to think about because last year, I
was a lurker for a while and I listened to stuff and, um, I don't know, I spent like
two weeks just in a constant state of arousal and it was amazing and then I decided that
I needed to get in on that.
So I created an account and I think, um, I don't remember exactly when I made my first
audio, I think it was in January, but, um, I wanted to do something to commemorate the
day, even though I can't do anything super special because, um, as some of you know,
I've moved back in with family for the moment and so I can't do anything, um, too, uh, loud.
Um, but I wanted to do something to kind of, um, go back to my roots, I guess, if you will,
because when I first started making audios, uh, they were ramble faps, they were always
ramble faps just because, um, you know, I'm a basic bitch.
I enjoy getting off and I enjoy getting off, uh, knowing people are gonna listen to me
and that's actually something that I discovered through GWA was the fact that I'm an exhibitionist,
so, um, I figured why not, uh, you know, sit in the parking lot after work and get myself
off, um, uh, as a little ramble fap, ramble fap, I think I almost said ramble fuck, which
I guess that could be a thing, um, but anyway, so I'm recording on my phones, the quality
probably isn't great, I'm in my car, so there's probably background noise, um, and I'm probably
not gonna edit because it's already late in the day and I have a million things to do
when I get home, so you're probably just gonna get what you get and I hope that you enjoy
it regardless, um, there are people, I mean, like, I'm at, like, the very far end of the
parking lot, so it's not like, you know, there's, like, people right next to me or anything,
but, um, I have to, uh, actually brought a toy, but I don't think that I'm gonna use
it because, um, it would require some maneuvering and I think people would probably notice that
I would be weird, so I'm just gonna, you know, yeah, go back to basics, use my fingers, um,
it is also really, really cold, it's, uh, my car is thinking it's 15 degrees, uh, which
doesn't factor in wind chills, so this probably won't be a super long ramblefap either, um,
we are already, like, three minutes in and I haven't even started fapping, so sorry about
that, you get more ramble than fat, but, um, yeah, so it's cold and I don't want to be
out here for too long and I also don't want to get arrested, it was public masturbation
illegal, I mean, probably, I don't know the laws on these things, but it seems like something
that would be illegal, so, um, I'm just gonna kind of go with what, I don't know, when I
ramble and fap, some stuff comes out and sometimes I'm not really sure, you know, I'm definitely
not going into it being like, oh, this is gonna be a DDLG ramble or this is gonna be,
uh, you know, a breeding ramble, I mean, sometimes I guess I do, because those things are in
my mind and I'm like, ah, I need to get off thinking about these things, um, but I don't
have any things specific in mind right now, but once I get going, I'm sure there will
be lots of, lots of things said, alright, so, I'm gonna go ahead and get started, uh,
fuck, I'm really really turned on, just driving here, uh, or not driving here, but, um, like
driving to work this morning and thinking about doing it and then driving, um, to the
end of the parking lot, I was like, I'm nervous, but I'm so, so, so turned on, so I'm really
wet already, oh, my fingers are really cold, okay, um, fuck, um, I'm actually gonna go
ahead and turn my car off because I don't want there to be a ton of background noise
and also the, um, heat isn't super, uh, helpful anyway, so, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, it's really
fucking hot thinking about being in public doing this, oh, fuck, I really, I really like
thinking about doing stuff in public, being with someone, I'm jerking them off, I'm fingering
them off, okay, in a car where anyone can see us, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, I'm getting shivers
all over my spine, I really like thinking about being in the passenger seat and having
a drink, um, and leaning over, um, and zipping my pants, taking my cock out, um, just kissing
the cock, taking my whole cock in my mouth, giving them a blowjob in public, oh, fuck,
oh, fuck, I don't actually want to get caught, but that idea that someone might see, someone
might get turned on, watching me be a dirty little slut, knowing that I'm, oh, fuck, that
I'm such a cock slut that I can't even wait, I just have to suck somebody off in a car,
oh, fuck, I'm maybe thinking, knowing that I'm a cum slut, but all I want is your cum,
oh, fuck, I eat it so fucking much, oh, fuck, I love the feeling of your cock in my mouth,
oh, fuck, it tastes so fucking good, oh, fuck, fuck, I just want it in my mouth all the time,
oh, fuck, I just want to suck on you, even when you're not hard, oh, fuck, I want to
empty your balls, oh, fuck, I want every fucking drop, oh, fuck, I need it, oh, fuck, I need
it, I don't care, I don't care if you come in my mouth or my gun, oh, fuck, I don't care
if you come in my tits, oh, I just lick it off, I'll just scoop it up, oh, fuck, I can
put it in my mouth, oh, fuck, I need your cum so fucking much, oh, fuck, please, oh,
fuck, oh my god, oh my god, please, I need you to fuck me, look, I'm fucking aching my
gut so fucking empty, fuck, I'm gonna put my fingers inside myself, oh my god, oh my
god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, fuck, oh my god, oh my god, it's so fucking wet
and hot and it's just sucking my fingers in, it's so fucking needy, fuck, I wish I had
your cock, I wish I had your cock, I just want to ride it, I just want to fucking bounce
up and down on it, fuck, I just want to come over and over on your cock, please, please,
please, please, fuck, please, oh, I need it, I need it, I need it, I fucking need it, I
need it so fucking much, fuck, please, oh, god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my
god, oh my god, fuck, please, please, please, please, oh my god, oh my god, daddy, please,
please, fuck me, please, please, please look, your baby girl, please, I need it, I need
I'm fucking...hungry over your cum, I just want my pussy filled up...I just want you to fuck me over and over and over and over and fuck until I'm filled up with your cum...please I wanna fuck...I wanna fuck...I wanna feel...running down my thighs...fuck please...I wanna eat it out of my pussy...fuck...oh fuck please...please...please...
daddy...daddy please...oh please...please... please please...I need you to breed me...daddy...I need you to breed....please fill me up with your cum...please...fill me up with your cum please...please can you be pregnant...please can you be pregnant...fuck my body is rooming...fucking...omg it's fucking creepy...your cum please...please...please come...please come inside me...please...come inside me....oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god...oh my god oh my god oh my god...oh my god oh my god...oh my god..oh my god oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...oh my god....oh my god...oh my god oh my god...oh my god
Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, holy fuck, holy fuck, holy fuck, holy fuck.
Oh my god, I wanna fucking come again, I wanna fucking come again, I wanna fucking come again.
Please daddy please.
Please just keep fucking me.
Please just keep fucking me.
I need it. I need it. I need it.
Please.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
I need your cock, I need your cock, I need your cock, I need your cock
I need your cock, I need your cock please.
I need all of it, I need all of it.
Please.
Fucking please.
Please fucking please don't do anything for it.
Please.
Please just fuck me.
Please just come inside me, please.
Just come inside me.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Please, fuck you, just use me please.
I just wanna be your little bleed thing.
I just want you to use me.
PLEASE
PLEASE
Just use me please just do whatever you want to me please just use me please I'm yours I'm yours I'm yours I'm yours
Yours you can do whatever you want with me please
Please please please please please please
Fucking please fucking please oh my god I wanna go I wanna go
PLEASE
FUCK
Fall flat
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go..
Fucking come with me come with me please come inside me come inside me
Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD
oh my god
jesus fucking christ
holy shit
holy shit
holy shit
holy shit
holy fuck
holy fuck
holy fuck
holy shit
holy shit
holy shit
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fucking shit
fucking shit
Oh, fuck, it tastes good, haha, is that weird, is that weird to like what it tastes like?
I don't care, good girls clean up their messes.
Anyway, I'm gonna end this and post it, probably.
I hope you enjoy it, I know it's, fuck, oh I'm still having aftershocks.
I know that it's not, the quality probably isn't up to par with what I usually post and I'm sorry about that,
but I did want to just get something in for my cake day and tell everyone thank you for the past year,
for all the follows and comments and the DMs and everything that everyone has done to support me
and to encourage me to continue making audio porn.
So, yeah, thank you and I hope you guys are all having a wonderful day.
